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Miss Relax Reviews

Miss Relax Reviews

Jeffrodgers

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After getting happily molested and then blue balled at a Thai massage shop up the road I made an appointment at Miss Relax to see Angel. I was then upsold to a threesome with her and Tina

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Angel sort of looks like her photos very photoshopped. She’d be 40s, saggy little mum tum but heaps of plastic surgery to look like a Korean Girl which makes her look younger and very sexy. Really nice fake tits, but very sensitive and she doesn’t like them being touched. Typical Chinese girl with all the black around her teeth. As others have said massages are average here, it’s really a full service joint to upsell extras. During FS she struggled with my cock so had to keep changing things up and changing girls. Gives an uncovered BJ too for those keep, it’s not that great to be honest. It’s $80 for 30 mins massage and extra $100 for FS. Angel speaks small English and uses a translator to upsell her services.

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Tina looks nothing like her photos. She’s a bit taller, massive hairy snatch, small c cup tits, mum tum as well and not attractive like Angel. She takes cock much better and doesn’t complain. I’d say she’s mid to late 30. Tina speaks English much better than angel.

Had both of them swapping over condoms as I swapped between girls, had them kissing each other and was a bit of fun.

Went into the kitchen to use the shower there. They’ve turned the place into a third world Hong Kong apartment, a bit rough!
 
Have also seen Tina a few months ago and yeah, although the pics are of her the resemblance is minimal. She was shaven when I saw her, and i didn't think she looked too bad other than the mum tum Jeff mentioned. What I found off putting about her was the constant loud moaning she made through the handjob. Was ridiculous, you'd have thought she was shooting a porno making sounds like that, but I was just getting a handjob.

Also yeah, the shower is in the kitchen and dirty, pretty sure I came out less clean than when I went in.

Finally, when I arrived there I had to sit on a small couch with their security guard while I waited for Tina. Was awkward as and haven't gone back since.
 
Yeah I've been wondering about Angel but past experience there with Tina put me off going. Maybe I'll give it a try but your comment about black around the teeth is a bit off putting for me!
 
Wonder why they have black teeth especially the bottom ones. Its in the gaps between them aye. Maybe its soy and oyster sauce. Coffee can do it as well.
 
Anyone been to Miss Relax lately? I use to go regularly but then i got a couple average girls with aggressive up sell routines and it put me off. I think same management as Stella House.
 
I saw both Jessie and Tina over the Christmas/New Year break. Jessie didn't offer full service but Tina did. For Jessie's session, she did a great VIP BJ but when I asked if full service was available she called Tina into the room. Whole one hour session was $120 initial fee, $100 for taking off clothes and VIP BJ from Jessie then $120 to Tina for full service, $340. That was for two girls so not way over the top. Jessie's VIP BJ was very good. The second time I saw Tina solely so full service, one girl, $120 plus $150 = $270 for the full service hour. Both seemed sexy enough, Tina is unshaved, small, can't guess ages.
 
my mate went, said it was rubbish and the chick was ugly. advertising as 20s but easy 40s.
 
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