Review No lemons were squeezed making this lemonade
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Sometimes you look back on your decisions and think, How'd I end up here? And so it was with my 1 hour SM with Lemon from Star. Maybe I got lost jumping between listings and reviews here, maybe it was White Lotus season 3, maybe it was my friends large fakes that I really want to play with... But somehow when deciding how I was going to treat myself I picked the lady with the large fake bolt ons and went for it (probably price and location also helped)
Booking was easy and quick, she was responsive and let me know she does SM or FS. Her add is all about those tits, the photos, the description, it's what were here for right?
So I book and go visit. She greets me at the door in red lacy and directs me to the room, straight away I know I've made a mistake as it's just a bed in there no massage table uuuuugh.
I ask about extras (add says BJ on offer) and she says it's just standard SM or FS with no kissing, so I hand over the money and lie down.
The massage begins with some very average oil being put over my back, lots of pushing and very, ineffective, rubbing. Her hands go around my groin and ass with some teasing. One body side and I'm staring to get excited thinking we're going to get serious now and her phones goes off stopping the music. She grabs it, responses while trying to keep the massage going but the moment is gone and I go limp again (this happens 3 times during our session, turn the ring tone off ladies!). Then there's the tap to turn over, about 20min in.
So now with a full view of those sweet fakies that I'd come to enjoy I ask her if touching is ok, she says yes but no pussy. All good! However, she stays at the end of my legs, just rubbing them and my groin, doesn't move up, no body side, no opportunity to touch or feel those lemons. Moving to a straight hand job she gets me hard again (thank God I'd taken a blue pill or nothing would have happened).
I thought we might edge for a bit as it's only 30min in to a 1 hour booking, I even say, if she keeps going I'll cum which just makes her go faster.
Load blows.
She cleans up.
Would you like more massage? Sure, I've got 25min to kill that I've paid for... More ineffectual rubbing prodding, no body slides, no titties.
I end up rolling over so she can't see how bored I am.
Then the suggestion of a shower, I take it. Come out with 10min left on the clock, say goodbye and leave.
Never got to squeeze those lemons.
Now you might ask why I wasnt more insistent and just grabbed them or told her to come here, demand a titty fuck. Well dear friend, I hate that. One of the whole reasons I punt is to have a lady throw herself at me and not have to ask. I find it a real turn off! I don't mind communication of course, that feels good, that doesn't, do more of that, but honestly the add made it all about those tits and I thought she'd be putting them all over me.
Maybe I'm spoilt by experts like Amelia who would put them all over you (best was telling you to stuck them) so maybe I expected too much?
But anyway for someone who bills herself as SM first and FS second I was disappointed in the whole thing.
Solid C is my rating, yes I blew my load, but I would have been better just having a wank to her pictures
Booking was easy and quick, she was responsive and let me know she does SM or FS. Her add is all about those tits, the photos, the description, it's what were here for right?
So I book and go visit. She greets me at the door in red lacy and directs me to the room, straight away I know I've made a mistake as it's just a bed in there no massage table uuuuugh.
I ask about extras (add says BJ on offer) and she says it's just standard SM or FS with no kissing, so I hand over the money and lie down.
The massage begins with some very average oil being put over my back, lots of pushing and very, ineffective, rubbing. Her hands go around my groin and ass with some teasing. One body side and I'm staring to get excited thinking we're going to get serious now and her phones goes off stopping the music. She grabs it, responses while trying to keep the massage going but the moment is gone and I go limp again (this happens 3 times during our session, turn the ring tone off ladies!). Then there's the tap to turn over, about 20min in.
So now with a full view of those sweet fakies that I'd come to enjoy I ask her if touching is ok, she says yes but no pussy. All good! However, she stays at the end of my legs, just rubbing them and my groin, doesn't move up, no body side, no opportunity to touch or feel those lemons. Moving to a straight hand job she gets me hard again (thank God I'd taken a blue pill or nothing would have happened).
I thought we might edge for a bit as it's only 30min in to a 1 hour booking, I even say, if she keeps going I'll cum which just makes her go faster.
Load blows.
She cleans up.
Would you like more massage? Sure, I've got 25min to kill that I've paid for... More ineffectual rubbing prodding, no body slides, no titties.
I end up rolling over so she can't see how bored I am.
Then the suggestion of a shower, I take it. Come out with 10min left on the clock, say goodbye and leave.
Never got to squeeze those lemons.
Now you might ask why I wasnt more insistent and just grabbed them or told her to come here, demand a titty fuck. Well dear friend, I hate that. One of the whole reasons I punt is to have a lady throw herself at me and not have to ask. I find it a real turn off! I don't mind communication of course, that feels good, that doesn't, do more of that, but honestly the add made it all about those tits and I thought she'd be putting them all over me.
Maybe I'm spoilt by experts like Amelia who would put them all over you (best was telling you to stuck them) so maybe I expected too much?
But anyway for someone who bills herself as SM first and FS second I was disappointed in the whole thing.
Solid C is my rating, yes I blew my load, but I would have been better just having a wank to her pictures
