Question for the SM fellas
... and back to the question on another thread about possible funny or awkward things said to us by an escort:
"Wait, I'll just get my magnifying glass ..."
Question for the SM fellas
- Thread starter Ivy Brooke
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"Wait, I'll just get my magnifying glass ..."
I agree, (mostly).
Dropping a book on a guy's erection could be classed as assault, even if its an understandable reaction from an offended masseuse. But the other side of the coin is that deliberately exposing an erection to an unwilling participant is also a crime.
Half-joking about stuff like this is fine if its understood that way by everyone. I find some of the attempts at humour on this forum a bit over the top. If guys here are going to speak out in attempts at humour, they need to accept return volleys like you just did.
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I know, alas
I am joking though hahah, mostly.
What can I say, the thought of someone dropping a heavy book on a rude man is my version of a hot masseuse, arousal is sometimes inevitable.
I got the joke Ivy, not sure Johnny did.
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I do enjoy a normy massage, especially if Im tired, stressed. My partner loves them too, so we often do couples massages.
Occasionally if im in a great relaxed massaged state I will get a semi, but I'm like, so what?
Like hard nips, erections do just happen sometimes.
If they notice the hard bulge, they can be impressed or repulsed, whatever they choose - I'm sure not going to try and initiate anything further. Unless the like, unzip me
I did notice somewhere recently an establishment now only massing women after getting sick of guys wanting HJ's etc
Occasionally if im in a great relaxed massaged state I will get a semi, but I'm like, so what?
Like hard nips, erections do just happen sometimes.
If they notice the hard bulge, they can be impressed or repulsed, whatever they choose - I'm sure not going to try and initiate anything further. Unless the like, unzip me
I did notice somewhere recently an establishment now only massing women after getting sick of guys wanting HJ's etc
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He never gets my jokes, poor fella.
Which is a shame really as I rarely like to take things too seriously, always have some fun with it where you can.
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We love a respectful boner
With great power comes great responsibility and all that.SM with a partner sounds blissful though, you may have planted a seed in my mind with that one. I've never had an SM! I'd feel all shy around the provider
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I wanted to say something naughty but i had to bonk the little head to hold it in
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I got such a dirty mind cause i had to hold back responding to this image for ages
was already typing out a dirty response when you sent it, but i held back and just reacted
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Exactly! I'm kinda saying: Gal, you are sexy - but Im not going to bug you!
Ive never done SM with a partner, only a normal therapeutic massage
Worth quoting just to read this bit again. Pure magic.
