Shower Gel

[Mackem]

I really wish Ladies would have some "blokey" shower gel for the post match shower!

Edit : Some do but it should be standard fare imo

 

[Ironmonger]

I recall Natasha Petrova having about 10 kinds in her shower - something for everyone!

 

[jperry]

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But which flavour? The classic Brut, such an inviting perfume? Or Lynx Africa for those with a longing to be 12 years old again?

 

[Mackem]

Just something that doesn't smell like a wild flower garden in full spring bloom

 

[Ironmonger]

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I think he means Pams or Basix.

 

[Teddy]

Any shower gel is better than the shared cake of soap everyone washes their nuts and arse crack with

 

[kennyt]

nothing better than smelling completely different when you get home to wifey

 

[Urchinfish]

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That’s why one of my personal rules is to never punt in the afternoon/evening. Only in the mornings or lunch time. Got to give some time for that smell to wear off

 

[PeteDXB]

Or else drive home the long way round with the windows all down …

 

[Urchinfish]

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LOL so true… done that so many times in the past!! Tricking myself into believing my wife wouldn’t notice…

 

[Covid20]

I remember a naughty Brazilian lady i had a filthy little session with had a strong perfume on, and of course she had been rubbing her body all over me like a cat. I could smell that for hours after the session, so had to avoid the Mrs for ages.

 

[Slippin Joey]

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The other one go be careful of is being in a spa at a brothel. That chlorine smell lingers. Hop in bed with the missus later and she will smell it damn quick.

 

[Sahara]

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Maybe I'll start gifting my clients mini refillable perfume bottles they could attach to their key chains for emergencies

 

[jperry]

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Now, if we're talking about Imperial Leather, that I could get on board with as a proper manly smell.

 

[daok]

I once noticed I smelled suspiciously fresh after a supposed night of poker with friends. So, I stopped at a local park and ran a few laps to get a good sweat going. When I finally got home, it hit me—I could’ve just taken another shower.

 

[Yellow.Skies]

Unscented soaps and oils would be a god send to those blokes wanting discretion.

I was "working late" one night so i stopped at a nearby servo on the way home and smeared a bit of engine oil on my hands and face. Courtesy of a rather hot dipstick and engine oil cap.... Not exactly a pleasant experience and I am sure some people were looking at me weird.

 

[Proboner]

Bring your own shower gel that matches the one you have at home. Problem solved?

 

[Yellow.Skies]

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Bit hard to explain to the mrs if she finds a random shower gel in your car. Yeah I have one of those that at worst times decides to go thru my stuff... and then if its like a 1 off use thing then its another stop I have to make. I am so lazy hahha

 

[PeteDXB]

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The other option is to go home via maccas drive-through and smear the greasy chips around a bit on your hands etc. But yeah as stated above best thing is to have the same scented soap etc in the punting bag.

 

[Sahara]

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How about buying one and asking your favorite establishments to store it for you? Or asking them to buy it for you in advance for a little extra? Not sure if that's possible but it must be better than rubbing greasy fries in your hand