SM meets new age

[Ferris]

I guess when you throw in some new age nonsense, you can jack up the price. Rates aside, this is one of the most confusing ads I've read in a while.

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[JohnnyPunter]

Weird. Reminds me of that tantric massage shit.

 

[massagefan]

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Does the opportunity to pay an ageing white hippy lady $100+ more than you would pay for a slim bright 20 year old Asian chick, with a cute anus and midway through a university education, for a sensual massage, while getting bombarded with wacky hippy pseudo spiritual grift shit not appeal to you for some reason?

 

[JohnnyPunter]

Somehow I think hippy ladies have the least tastiest anuses

 

[OldMacdonald]

Old ladies have 2 options.
1. Drop their prices to the floor and throw in some free gimmicks like haircuts etc to help sell their services.
2. Brand themselves as some sort of high end special tantric bullshit to justify charging as much as a premium 20 something year old hottie

 

[customer]

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Well she does offer a "30 min taster session"