Strangest tips
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Beauty standard in 2025 are getting out of control honestly
Strangest tips
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Off to Specsavers, that guy
Haha, she wins no prizes for subtlety there!
On Twitter a while back there was talk of a service where she shows how to fold fitted sheets neatly. It was Multiple Sheets on Towel for longer bookings.
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There were ad posters up in Wellington semi recently for some guy demonstrating how to fold a fitted sheet correctly just in the middle of Cuba Street. Close to 700 people turned up and all cheered him on, it looked like a great time! I miss Wellington hahah.
Ironmonger
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One of lifes great mysteries - and I just cant master it
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I was on the desk at a club for quite a while so had to learn how to, and very quickly! I'd be happy never seeing another fitted sheet for the rest of my life though after folding a brothels worth of them, five days a week
NatashaPetrova
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Same girl same
NatashaPetrova
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No but that reminds me of when I shared a photo on my twitter of a clients gift, he’d given me a block of Whittakers chocolate along with the payment for the booking tucked inside the paper wrapper which I thought at the time was super cute. Fast forward to now and I still to this day receive blocks of Whittakers chocolate from new clients at least once every 2 months like clockwork.
Although (whilst I truly do still appreciate the sentiment don’t get me wrong and I’m always extremely thankful) it’s grown to be slightly tiresome, esp considering I don’t personally eat chocolate anymore due to dietary restrictions. Now I just end up regifting them to workmates or civvie friends along with any of the unopened alcoholic drinks I also receive from clients
NatashaPetrova
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I once received a jar of Manuka honey that one of my old regulars had gathered himself (for context he was a beekeeper).
I also had another reg gift me a huge collection of Horror movie themed funko pop figurines because he found out that I’m obsessed with Horror movies
Not tips in terms of money but life pro tip from a SW on how to put on a condom properly. It was back in my younger days but really helps with the live demonstration i.e. how to look for right side to put on, don' leave pocket of air inside, get it all the way down etc. Set me up well later with my other sexual encounters in life!
Wherever you are now thanks Emma!
Wherever you are now thanks Emma!
Roll 'em into a ball and, if your aim is good, free throw into the cupboard.
Fyi to new readers, this is about fitted sheets.
downstairs_diplomat
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I had a guy who knew I had a fascination with octopuses bring me a glass tentacle dildo. Bless 
A client always brings a box of donuts with him for all the ladies. It's so cute! We all love him for it. Thanks Mr donut guy!
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Similar experience when I'd booked New Year's Day with two Asian chicks for a straight double. Got a $600 for 90 mins and it was fun. Later the chick asked me for my number and texted me saying I can see her directly. And next day she's like can you give me 10k? I need to send home and you can keep me for a week.
And...??
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Blocked her! Her name was Kimi I think at 158 Cuba St Petone. The other girl was amazing at massage and sex both. Should have asked for her number
