[The Sacrifice] Pick JohnnyPunter's next punt

[Snz]

You are my hero @JohnnyPunter

 

[Euripides]

If the Review is anything like @OldMacdonald s , Old Amy will be back to back SF gurl of the Year .
Unless some lucky Punter takes the Young Ava challenge.

 

[JohnnyPunter]

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I think you guys are going to need to find a new champion to take on Young Ava. That's one Odyssey I won't be going on.

 

[Johnnymac]

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I’ll also throw in a vote for this scintillating combo - after all, Johnny needs backup, in case Old Amy presents with a UTI.

 

[JohnnyPunter]

I am sure if we all chip in @OldMacdonald will go and visit young ava for us

 

[Euripides]

Has the Old Amy booking been made , hope she's maintaining her fluid intake

 

[Mikenz]

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If not perhaps she might be on a drip

 

[NatashaPetrova]

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I swear the forum moderator needs to add a “” emoticon as well to the react emojis so I can react to comments like this the same way I would if I wanted to like them! Because genuinely that shit is foul, hilarious but foul!

 

[JohnnyPunter]

Ok guys just an update. Sorry about the delay I know some of you guys have been waiting all week for this LOL.

I tried seeing Old Amy yesterday. I texted her but she didn't reply. So since her address is on her profile I decided to just head there. Its at Newmarket train station and there is a whole bunch of massage shops there. Unfortunately I got my numbers mixed up and thought it was number 15 instead of 13. Maybe it was my brain subconsciously sabotaging the mission LOL. And the massage shop at number 15 was closed.


It wasn't until I got back home that I got a text back from Old Amy saying "Yes please come". Then I checked the address and realised it was number 13. So I promise I will go back early next week. At least I know where it is now.

In the meantime please enjoy this review of one of the second place ladies, the lovely Courtney Lane.

 

[bigbunds]

LEGEND

 

[Mikenz]

Interesting to see ACC on the window of that outfit - can you get ACC funded? Perhaps for being bullied as a child

 

[JohnnyPunter]

To be honest there is a whole industry around scamming ACC and getting massages, Chinese acupuncture, and physiotherapy all fully funded. I bet you could even get them to pay for your rim jobs or happy endings. Might be something @OldMacdonald should look into. Go to your GP and complain about back pain, then go see Old Amy for a massage. There was literally like 6 massage shops all at that same Newmarket location.

 

[Euripides]

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The build up maketh the Review

 

[RogerThat]

The Singularity

 

[Hornybutbroke]

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Living the life vicariously through the adventures of JP

 

[JohnnyPunter]

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There's probably a hundred lurkers out there that have a wank while reading my reviews and looking at pictures of the reviewed girl

 

[Hornybutbroke]

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LOL. HOPEFULLY they’re looking at the girls pictures and not thinking about you .
Maybe the SW are reading and thinking about you while having a w..k

 

[Babenco]

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a bit of both here ahahahahaha

 

[nzttt]

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Carly has a great body and a nice personality, though, in my personal opinion, her face isn’t the cutest.

Faye is a size 6 and on the slimmer side. She’s from a small town, and her attitude and service are decent with nothing to complain about.

 

[customer]

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Appreciate the measured feedback, cheers