[The Sacrifice] The Old Amy experience REVIEW
JohnnyPunter
Man of Culture
- May 26, 2024
- 1,648
- 2,663
- 113
The following travesty happened today. I’m a punter of my word and went back to see
today the winner of my "The Sacrifice" competition. And the Golden Queen of OldMacdonald’s amazing review. Before I started the mission I dropped a Viagra, it did cross my mind to drop two of them but I don’t think it would have made any difference. I didn’t bother trying to book her, I just jumped in my car and went straight to Newmarket station. The shop is number 13 which was just two doors down from the closed place I went to last week. The shop is just an unassuming massage place, it doesn’t have any indication on what kind of massage they do there. I took a deep breath then opened the door and entered.
Inside there was a little counter to the right and two chairs to the left. There was a plump Asian lady in her late 30s sitting on the chair fixated on her phone, she didn’t even notice me. Relief poured over me, oh she’s not that bad. Then the lady looked up at me, then called out down the corridor “AMY!”. A moment later Amy appeared with a smile... she didn’t look a day over 70. Her hair was medium length and dyed black, it looked like it had extensions in. Her wrinkly face was covered heavily with makeup. To be honest she probably wasn’t as bad as I was expecting, but still... pretty bad. Now looking at her profile I think the photo that looks the most like her is the old lady at the beach... but imagine that lady 15-20 years older. If it wasn’t for the excessive makeup and skimpy outfit she would look like any other slightly overweight old Chinese granny walking with her roller bag to Tai Ping supermarket to get her groceries. I think the other young girl may have been Lulu. I don’t know what happened to Susan.
Face: 1/10
Body: 1.5/10
They spoke very little to no English it was hard to converse with them about the price. I think they have upgraded their cardboard sign since OldMacdonald went, their was a sign on the wall that just said “Sensual Massage” and the prices. I didn’t want to prolong my suffering so just said 30mins and gave Old Amy $100, Lulu had to give Amy $20 out of her purse to give me change. After I paid they put some music on in the massage place, the singer sounded like the Chinese version of Frank Sinatra, something form the 50s or 60s. Then Old Amy led me to a little room, the second one down the corridor. It was very small and the walls were painted pink, it had a massage table a little side table with a lamp, a fan and that’s it. When I was room she locked the door from the inside, trapping me. She indicated for me to take my clothes off. I was having second thoughts so stripped down to my boxer shorts and then got on the massage table. Amy move a pillow of the way to reveal a hole I could put my face in. Then she tugged at the back of my boxers and said “Okay baby, okay?”. I gave in and said “okay” then she ripped my boxers off me so that I was butt naked. Then she began the massage.
It was quite a good therapeutic massage, a bit too rough for me. Chinese massage tends to be quite rough which is not really my thing. Throughout the whole massage she kept playing with the cheap standing fan adjuating the speed etc. She made sure to massage in-between my buttocks and inner thighs and her hand rubbed against my balls numerous times. I was lying face down trying my best to suppress a laugh I couldn’t believe I was doing this shit just for you guys. The most painful thing about the massage was when she grabbed my thighs and pulled her hands down, it was borderline excruciatingly painful. The she stopped the massage and got up on the table and started licking me from my neck down to my arse then to my feet. She said “okay Daddy?”, I said “okay” even though she must be at least 25 years my senior. I couldn’t help but feel disgusted in being covered in Granny spit. She was moaning while she was kissing me.
Then she said something that I had been dreading... “you turn over bae bae”. I was a little confused, I turned over and said “rimming?”, “you give me rimming first?”. I couldn’t understand what she was saying then she said “you give twenty” and started indicating 20 on her hand and said “twenty me”. I said “okay okay” and lay back down. Then she got a wet wipe and cleaned my arse. Thankfully I didn’t have diarrhoea beforehand this time. Then she started kissing around my cheeks then spread my cheeks apart and started eating my arse and using her finger to massage around my crack and inner thighs. She raped my arsehole with her tongue. Then she got me to get on all fours then spread my cheeks again and started sucking my arse. It was the weirdest thing I have ever experienced, I’ve had my arse licked more than a few times but this shit was next level. She also made sure to give my balls and flaccid cock some attention. The sound Amy made during this reminded me of a dog drinking water or perhaps an old Chinese granny slurping noodle soup. This went on for several minutes and to be honest it felt interesting and good at times but never really even turned me on.
Then she said something to me which I didn’t understand so I turned around and she motioned giving a blowjob I said “okay okay”. I turned around and lay back on the bed and looked at the ceiling so I didn’t have to look at her while she grabbed my flaccid cock and gentle started wanking it, she also rubbed my inner thigh and balls. As I concentrated on the ceiling and did my best to think of attractive girls my dick started to get a little bit of blood flow with the help of the Viagra. It did that thing, I don’t know if any of you guys have experienced it, but where the top part of the dick starts to get erect but the lower part stays shriveled up. As if the Vigara was fighting against my mentally turned off state. Then she wrapped her wrinkly old lips around my semi flaccid cock and started giving me a blowjob. There was a clock on the wall and I kept looking at it wanting the experience to be over. Then after a minute of her trying to give me a blowjob, I tapped out and said “okay okay” “I need to go” motioning to my wrist as if I was wearing a watch. I tried to get up and she said something for me to wait and lie back down. Then she got a wet wipe and used it to clean me. As soon as she was done I jumped up and started getting dressed. I put my t-shirt on and she opened the room door so if anyone went pass they would have seen my bare naked arse and balls. I think she was a little offended that I didn’t get hard during the booking and wanted to end the session early. So she never offered me a shower or helped me to get dress like she did for OldMacdonald. Some of you guys will be really disappointed she didn’t piss on me either, maybe you have to book one hour for that kind of golden treatment. After I was dressed I quickly left feeling disgusted and ashamed of myself and after I made it back to my car I decided to book another escort to replace the memory of Old Amy and ended up going to Debonairs.
To be fair she’s probably not as repulsive as we have made her out to be but as OldMacdonald said, she definitely doesn’t have much in the way of sex appeal. She is probably still a small step up from Young Ava so I am glad you guys didn’t send me there. She probably gives the best rim jobs in town so if you are in the mood for rim job of a lifetime and don’t care what she looks like then Old Amy is for you. They seemed to have changed their pricing now though, so they have lowered the base rate and are instead offering extras. If you do indeed want to experience something like this... you would be better off going there and then trying negotiating with her to include what you want before the booking - although they speak barely any English so it would be difficult lol.
Inside there was a little counter to the right and two chairs to the left. There was a plump Asian lady in her late 30s sitting on the chair fixated on her phone, she didn’t even notice me. Relief poured over me, oh she’s not that bad. Then the lady looked up at me, then called out down the corridor “AMY!”. A moment later Amy appeared with a smile... she didn’t look a day over 70. Her hair was medium length and dyed black, it looked like it had extensions in. Her wrinkly face was covered heavily with makeup. To be honest she probably wasn’t as bad as I was expecting, but still... pretty bad. Now looking at her profile I think the photo that looks the most like her is the old lady at the beach... but imagine that lady 15-20 years older. If it wasn’t for the excessive makeup and skimpy outfit she would look like any other slightly overweight old Chinese granny walking with her roller bag to Tai Ping supermarket to get her groceries. I think the other young girl may have been Lulu. I don’t know what happened to Susan.
Face: 1/10
Body: 1.5/10
They spoke very little to no English it was hard to converse with them about the price. I think they have upgraded their cardboard sign since OldMacdonald went, their was a sign on the wall that just said “Sensual Massage” and the prices. I didn’t want to prolong my suffering so just said 30mins and gave Old Amy $100, Lulu had to give Amy $20 out of her purse to give me change. After I paid they put some music on in the massage place, the singer sounded like the Chinese version of Frank Sinatra, something form the 50s or 60s. Then Old Amy led me to a little room, the second one down the corridor. It was very small and the walls were painted pink, it had a massage table a little side table with a lamp, a fan and that’s it. When I was room she locked the door from the inside, trapping me. She indicated for me to take my clothes off. I was having second thoughts so stripped down to my boxer shorts and then got on the massage table. Amy move a pillow of the way to reveal a hole I could put my face in. Then she tugged at the back of my boxers and said “Okay baby, okay?”. I gave in and said “okay” then she ripped my boxers off me so that I was butt naked. Then she began the massage.
It was quite a good therapeutic massage, a bit too rough for me. Chinese massage tends to be quite rough which is not really my thing. Throughout the whole massage she kept playing with the cheap standing fan adjuating the speed etc. She made sure to massage in-between my buttocks and inner thighs and her hand rubbed against my balls numerous times. I was lying face down trying my best to suppress a laugh I couldn’t believe I was doing this shit just for you guys. The most painful thing about the massage was when she grabbed my thighs and pulled her hands down, it was borderline excruciatingly painful. The she stopped the massage and got up on the table and started licking me from my neck down to my arse then to my feet. She said “okay Daddy?”, I said “okay” even though she must be at least 25 years my senior. I couldn’t help but feel disgusted in being covered in Granny spit. She was moaning while she was kissing me.
Then she said something that I had been dreading... “you turn over bae bae”. I was a little confused, I turned over and said “rimming?”, “you give me rimming first?”. I couldn’t understand what she was saying then she said “you give twenty” and started indicating 20 on her hand and said “twenty me”. I said “okay okay” and lay back down. Then she got a wet wipe and cleaned my arse. Thankfully I didn’t have diarrhoea beforehand this time. Then she started kissing around my cheeks then spread my cheeks apart and started eating my arse and using her finger to massage around my crack and inner thighs. She raped my arsehole with her tongue. Then she got me to get on all fours then spread my cheeks again and started sucking my arse. It was the weirdest thing I have ever experienced, I’ve had my arse licked more than a few times but this shit was next level. She also made sure to give my balls and flaccid cock some attention. The sound Amy made during this reminded me of a dog drinking water or perhaps an old Chinese granny slurping noodle soup. This went on for several minutes and to be honest it felt interesting and good at times but never really even turned me on.
Then she said something to me which I didn’t understand so I turned around and she motioned giving a blowjob I said “okay okay”. I turned around and lay back on the bed and looked at the ceiling so I didn’t have to look at her while she grabbed my flaccid cock and gentle started wanking it, she also rubbed my inner thigh and balls. As I concentrated on the ceiling and did my best to think of attractive girls my dick started to get a little bit of blood flow with the help of the Viagra. It did that thing, I don’t know if any of you guys have experienced it, but where the top part of the dick starts to get erect but the lower part stays shriveled up. As if the Vigara was fighting against my mentally turned off state. Then she wrapped her wrinkly old lips around my semi flaccid cock and started giving me a blowjob. There was a clock on the wall and I kept looking at it wanting the experience to be over. Then after a minute of her trying to give me a blowjob, I tapped out and said “okay okay” “I need to go” motioning to my wrist as if I was wearing a watch. I tried to get up and she said something for me to wait and lie back down. Then she got a wet wipe and used it to clean me. As soon as she was done I jumped up and started getting dressed. I put my t-shirt on and she opened the room door so if anyone went pass they would have seen my bare naked arse and balls. I think she was a little offended that I didn’t get hard during the booking and wanted to end the session early. So she never offered me a shower or helped me to get dress like she did for OldMacdonald. Some of you guys will be really disappointed she didn’t piss on me either, maybe you have to book one hour for that kind of golden treatment. After I was dressed I quickly left feeling disgusted and ashamed of myself and after I made it back to my car I decided to book another escort to replace the memory of Old Amy and ended up going to Debonairs.
To be fair she’s probably not as repulsive as we have made her out to be but as OldMacdonald said, she definitely doesn’t have much in the way of sex appeal. She is probably still a small step up from Young Ava so I am glad you guys didn’t send me there. She probably gives the best rim jobs in town so if you are in the mood for rim job of a lifetime and don’t care what she looks like then Old Amy is for you. They seemed to have changed their pricing now though, so they have lowered the base rate and are instead offering extras. If you do indeed want to experience something like this... you would be better off going there and then trying negotiating with her to include what you want before the booking - although they speak barely any English so it would be difficult lol.
Last edited:
