What do country guys do ?

[MysticStar]

Just out of curiosity, how do guys who live in remote places do when they feel they want to visit a SW for a shag ?
I have heard of stories involving sheep and chickens as the poor animals have to suffer the consequences, but I doubt that this is a regular practice for everyone.
Let's say, a guy who lives in Kaitaia, East Cape or even in places like Alexandra.
Do they wait until they have a chance to travel to a major city like Whangarei or Dunedin and then book a girl there ? This may take months or maybe a year.

 

[schmicko]

Surely the dairy farmers have tried the milking cup things, little bit of jizz in your milk never hurt anyone

 

[shandadadi]

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Oh fuck sake, now that image is burned in my head. I swear i wish i didn’t open this fuckin thread while im having a morning cup of coffee

 

[Euripides]

They have a pet Lamb or two

 

[boon]

Come down to AK a couple times a month for some fun. Slim pickings in the north.

Probably safer for the wallet this way. Can't just pop down to Albany for the arvo.

 

[kennyt]

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A MAJOR CITY LIKE 'WHANGAREI'

 

[MysticStar]

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Comparing it to Kaitaia Yes Provably the closest place where they can find escorts available

 

[MysticStar]

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Comparing it to Kaitaia Yes Provably the closest place where they can find escorts

 

[kennyt]

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i'm sure plenty of girls in northland will do sex for cash. just finding the ones who won't stab or rob you will be the challenge.

 

[FullyShaved]

They are called cow cockies for a reason...

 

[Jessie45]

I wondered what " Rearing Cattle " meant now I know lol

 

[Mackem]

The just pop round the corner and see Baabaara

 

[Euripides]

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Bella is well reviewed in Alexandra

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Honey will service all your needs in Kaitaia

and heaps of options in Gissy

 

[HornyAsHell69]

What do they call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Gore? A leisure centre

What do they call 2 sheep tied to a lamp post in Gore? A brothel

 

[Ivy Brooke]

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Have a wank I'd assume. Maybe do some yearning.