What happens if you get caught and divorce starts?
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Yeah the guy sounds like a rank amateur. Wifey door mat by the sounds of it.
What happens if you get caught and divorce starts?
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He couldn't sell her the Viagra wank?
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I did drop a viagra tab in a dairy about an hour out from a punt.
I called into the dairy to get some fresh mints.
Opened my wallet and out popped the viagra.
It hit the floor and zoom straight under the small gap below a big wide chest freezer.
I had a quick look but couldn't see it, might have been able to sweep it out with a long stick.
Proprietor an Indian gentleman he probably thought I dropped a coin.
I just left.
The shop was about 14 kms from my home so I had to make the 28 km round trip to get a replacement.
The Tab is likely still under the freezer.
I called into the dairy to get some fresh mints.
Opened my wallet and out popped the viagra.
It hit the floor and zoom straight under the small gap below a big wide chest freezer.
I had a quick look but couldn't see it, might have been able to sweep it out with a long stick.
Proprietor an Indian gentleman he probably thought I dropped a coin.
I just left.
The shop was about 14 kms from my home so I had to make the 28 km round trip to get a replacement.
The Tab is likely still under the freezer.
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In my gym bag with my smelly gear
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Amatuer hour right there bro. What if she gets all wifey and decides to wash your Gym gear ?
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I always empty and pack it. There is no reason for her to go into it. It sit in the Wardrope open ie nothing to hide. System has worked for 8 plus years. Tried keeping the phone stashed in the car but nah too much car swapping.
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Women and reason are not known to each other. Keep this routine up and she will find out. 8 years pure luck so far.
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Open to suggestions. Be interested to see how others with SO’s research and make bookings.
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You have nothing to worry about
Will only lose half of all your shit , with the half remaining you can see as many escorts as you like.
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I would recommend going to meditation as opposed to court
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Mate you're playing with fire there. You know what you're doing so if seeing escorts is worth the pain/hassle to go through a divorce and all that hectic then you know it's goin to happen. I'm no lawyer or councilor but if I was you il have real hard think what's more important.
Marriage, kids, stuff VS an ongoing good time with escorts.
Have you tried talking to your wife about your sex life with her because obvious you want more. Maybe suggest open relationship, partner swap i remember a girl i was seeing suggested a place like a swingers party. I denied i didn't want no other cox around me
anyway good luck mate
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In most cases mediation isn't required nor is going to court.
Unless of course one of you turns it into a shit fight over things like custody of children.
All you need to do is see a solicitor each and a relationship property settlement is agreed.
It's a well worn track.
Get it done simply and quickly would be my advice, other wise costs escalate very quickly.
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Might be easier to just hid a second sim instead of a whole phone. And just put it in your main phone when you want to use it.
I did get a good laugh while over in a SE Asian country that all popular messaging apps in use seemed to have a function for hiding contacts/conversations, in some cases with a pin code to even see that they existed (some, like WhatsApp, show that there are 'locked' chats if you just swipe up on the main screen which kind of defeats the point).
Potentially very convenient.
Having first world SMS prices has its downsides.
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I read this piece a while ago.
Life is a gift. But, living is a series of cost benefit analysis. Many of us have learned that the indentured servitude euphemistically referred go as marriage is too steep a price to pay for a few years ( if you are lucky ) of steady intimacy.
Life is a gift. But, living is a series of cost benefit analysis. Many of us have learned that the indentured servitude euphemistically referred go as marriage is too steep a price to pay for a few years ( if you are lucky ) of steady intimacy.
