You can save yourself looking like an idiot if you

[jperry]

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Great advice I always smash it down before ripping a long piss with the remainder of my hardon.

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Very good point thanks hon, I was so glad when they brought back the Brut roll on, the ladies leave a snail trail when it hits the nostrils.

 

[greglp]

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It’s already been said…

I would just say re #4 that there are many other reasons guys pay for sex. For example: being time poor, variety, not wanting any commitment etc etc. My personal reasons being: 1. Always being horny 2. My goal of having great sex with as many quality women as I can before my cock (or other supporting infrastructure) stops working.

 

[JonDoe]

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yeah, well based on the Amazon woman you like throwing around its bound to be your knees that blow out long before your Johnson gets a puncture
Id suggest you get some surgical cover added to that medical insurance if I was you, just to play safe