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I saw an advertisement on my phone and I thought it was a naked lady and a dick. I was extremely confused, turned out when I looked closer it was some jewellery advertisement showing a picture of the neck and chest area, and a bare skinned index finger.

When I was getting a warrant of fitness the other day they also offered cof, which is not a service that I want to do with the local male mechanic.

I was talking to someone about how things were tough in the economy during a previous global financial crisis (GFC). But I had a slip of the tongue and referred to it as the GFE.

Before I started punting I used to innocently drive by agencies and premises that Independents use. Now when I drive past these locations my mind switches to previous bookings.
 
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