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Made a booking with this slender but big titty indian chick at Blue Sapphire in 2023. Fuck me that was horrific. The women just absolutely shat on men(not literally). She just hated men so much that i was confused if i was there to fuck or be her therapist. Kept blabbing on how men have used her, her ex stole her money, how shes now escorting so she can fund her self. I walked out of there and called the receptionist once reached home stating all of this🤣 Was so disappointed. I swear there should be a refund option midway
 
Missed this thread when it first popped up but here's mine.

It was the first and last time I ever used locanto, and it was a good while ago. There was this hot looking girl on there so I texted her made a booking. I drove out to the place, can't remember the exact location but it was somewhere in hoon hay I think. I drove by the house and it looked all good, so I parked round the corner and texted her I'm nearby can I come in. She says yeah come in so I get out the car and start walking over, and as I'm walking she's texting me "where are you". I get round the corner and she's standing on the pavement outside the house in her underwear looking up and down the road, now trying to call me. Anyway I get over there and let her know I'm here for the punt and we go inside. She's definitely not what advertised, a good 20 years older and she's rough as a bag of spanners. These days I would just walk but didn't have the balls back then.

Anyway, in the commotion of her coming outside to look for me she had left the door open and her cat escaped, so now I'm sitting inside and she's back outside with a bag of cat treats trying to get the cat back in. I'm looking around and her house is fuckin filthy, dirty dishes piled up, cigarette butt's just put out on her bedside table, mattress on the floor with dirty sheets.

She finally gets the cat back in and I pay her the money, and I'm expecting to be asked to shower but nah, she just starts undressing and telling me to as well. Then she says "do you want a condom" and I'm looking at her and thinking "fuck, I want to use 2 or 3". So I get a condom on even though I'm struggling to get it up and we get on the bed and I start fucking her doggy. Then she reaches forward and turns a photo of who I'm guessing was her son face down so she can't see it while I'm fucking her. Also, at this point I can smell something fucking awful and I realise it's her ass, which has clearly not been washed in a while.

This is all too much for me at this point so I just pull out and say "sorry I have to go i forgot something", and quickly get dressed and bolt, $200 spent and I was there for 5 -10 minutes but I had to get out. When I got home I scrubbed and scrubbed in the shower to get that ass smell off me but it hung around for the rest of the day, fucking disgusting.

Anyway, never punted off locanto since and that experience has made me not afraid to walk these days if I'm not into it so I guess it was a valuable learning experience
 
Not a punting story as such but punt adjacent. ..

I was working in the City in London for a few years at the end of last century. Quite often at lunchtime I would walk 15 mins or so from my offices to the edge of Shoreditch (in the east end). In those days it was rough as guts and there were 4 or 5 strip pubs nearby. You could get there, grab a coke at the bar, see half a dozen girls strip, then get back to work within the hour. A couple had lap dances on offer but mostly you paid a quid a song as the girls came by after their song to collect.

I was in Browns (the biggest and best known strip pub) one lunchtime with civilian mate from work. I was showing him what I got up to at lunchtimes. Then, after about 10 minutes there, suddenly the front door is barged in and two east end gang types rush in yelling with guns. and let one off firing at the wooden base of the bar. A gangland skirmish / warning I learned later. Holy shit!! My mate and I almost shit ourselves as we tried to get behind a column and basically out of the way. It’s all over in a few seconds and we then skedaddle out the door when it seems safe - as police helicopters are overhead. We go via the side streets back to the office.

Didn’t stop me going back the next week. But not to Browns for a while.
 
I had a terrible experience with a very expensive girl who was visiting from Australia. We'd just got started when she told me I clearly had an STD (I had nothing of the sort) told me that we couldn't have sex under any circumstances, and I shit you not, put on a pair of fucking surgical gloves, and told me that the best she could offer was to give me a hand job. What followed was the worst hand job I've ever experienced, where she seemed to think the goal was to grip my dick as tightly as possible and try to jerk it clean off my body. Needless to say I didn't even get close to finishing. She eventually gave up, well before the end of the booking, and point blank refused to refund any of the significant amount of money I'd paid her. I fully support the rights of escorts to refuse service on whatever grounds they like, and I certainly didn't push the issue with her. However giving the client a shorted booking, with significantly less services than agreed to, and then refusing a partial refund is pretty scummy in my opinion. No other business would ever get away with doing that.

I had another interesting punt with a really nice lady, super friendly and good looking. We were in her motel room, she was on top doing her thing when there was a knock at the door. She gets off to see who it is. Turns out it's her boyfriend and he wants to come inside, she's repeatedly telling him to go away because she's with a client. I'm lying stark naked on the bed, in full view of the door, wondering if I'm going to need to grab my clothes and bail out the bathroom window. She eventually gets him to leave and we finish the booking. I'd mentioned to her that I'd never had much luck with girls which is why I was seeing an escort, so she saved my number in her phone and told me to get in touch if I ever wanted advice about girls. She really was very sweet. I open the door to leave and the boyfriend is sitting in a chair directly outside the door glaring at me, he turned around and kept glaring as I left, never taking his eyes off me as I walked away.
 
Well, it was a while ago but I booked a 30 min session with some old slapper who was allegedly giving legendary blow jobs. Got to this shithole motel and she wasn't ready, no client with her just not ready, she kept me waiting10 mins but I got to see her...I left nearly an hour and a half later as she (as I understand now) was off her tits on meth, she talked and talked and talked and talked...then her daughter phoned (I should have gapped it then) later, when she had finally shut up long enough to get my dick so far down her throat that I feared it might get digested, some huge dude starts banging on the door....I was pretty freaked out by this!
She got rid of him and I still stayed, because I had the hard on from hell.
She gets back on the bed and starts talking again, I told her shut up and suck it and blew a load so far down her throat that it must have come out of her arsehole.
I changed my punting habits after that encounter.
 
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