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Euripides said:
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My comment was based on my own subjective experiences of the phenomena.
I'll leave it to you to judge the intelligence quotient of those you have observed in various forums participating in the behaviour, based on your own subjective experience.
But I think my theory passes the smell test, based on the words and actions of those that are responsible for the behaviours in question.
;)
 
JohnnyPunter said:
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Yes indeed that is so.
And in that orginal (and correct) meaning/interpretation there are nothing but positives.
But it has been co-opted by a bunch of regressive people who are so afraid of their own shadows that they need to constantly have their diapers changed.
Personally when one of those types of individual screetches out in their reedy little voices that I'm woke (or a simp), I take it as a badge of honour, and proof that even as I age that I must be doing something right. ;)
 
ManBehavingBadly said:
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It wasn't a political opinion.
What is was, was a subjective obsevation of personality types.
Why did you view it as a political opinion only? (Perhaps it reflects something you do, and you don''t like a mirror being held up, and perhaps it doesn't. I don't know you, so could be either, right?)

And also, I thought everybody here was into freedom of speech and expression.
Or is that only if you're saying something edgy?
 
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ManBehavingBadly said:
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I think the last thing anyone wants to read on this forum is someone droning on about politics. Especially the radical kind... Generally in hospitality they have two rules when it comes to discussion: no religion and no politics. As all it does is serve to divide people. I think we should strive for something similar.
 
JohnnyPunter said:
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What is radical about observing regressive scared people, as being regressive and frightened of their own shadows?
That seems like just pointing out observable behaviours.

I wasn't discussing politics, I was discussing a clear personality type.
The type of person that screetches 'woke' is exactly the type of person that screetches 'simp'.
Thus I was simply answering a question that was posed a few posts above.

If you don't recognise yourselves in that description, then there is no reason to take offence, surely.
 
Dee said:
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You're talking nonsense. I've never used the word "simp" in my life, and if I do it'll be when someone behaves in a pathetic and needy manner. I think it's been misused on here. "simp" has nothing to do with political leanings.

I do however often use "woke" as a pejorative term, and this term is 100% political. It's pretty daft of you to write off everyone who isn't on the loony left as having a low IQ.
 
Dee said:
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I beg to differ, Ma'am. Who is scared? That's a strange tactic that people such as yourself use... you apply the label of fear to whatever opinions you disagree with. Look I'm not convinced you actually know what a simp is. I know it has kind of lost its meaning a bit in every day discourse and is often used as a political insult kind of like "woke". So I can see why you would find it unappealing and irritating as you probably get called a simp a lot! But it does actually have a genuine meaning...

Let me tell you about a friend of mine. We'll call him Simon the Simp. He is a simp and there's no denying it. Simon was flatting with this girl called "Susie" and he developed a crush on her. It got to the point where he was doing everything he could to appease her. He'd be hanging out with his friends then all of a sudden he would have to take off... why? Because he had to go pick up Susie from work as she didn't drive. Often he'd have to go pick something up from the super market for her. He'd lend her money and often she wouldn't pay it back. There was nothing romantic or sexual between there, as far as she was concerned. Despite the fact it was his desire. It was painfully clear to me and the rest of his friends she wasn't interested in him. We would try to tell him but he wouldn't listen. He was so desperate to appease Susie that he'd just do everything for her and this went on for some time. After months he finally built up the courage to ask her out on a date and she shot him down because she wasn't interested. So then of course he had a sulk and wouldn't talk to her anymore and did his best to avoid her, even though they were flatmates. And then she started dating some other guy shortly afterwards. So of course Simon quickly moved out. That my dear friends is an example of a simp. The whole thing was disgusting and pathetic to witness - mainly his actions more so than hers. The funny thing is that I still feel that perhaps if he wasn't so agreeable and actually had some backbone and confidence she might have actually felt some attraction to him.

Anyway, sometimes I see similar behaviour on this forum, as do others, so we call it out. Yeah sure you get some overly sensitive men that don't like some of the attitudes on this forum. And to be honest there's probably some women posing as men under alias accounts as well and join in on that chorus. But still you get the genuine simps. That is guys on the forum who overly pander to the female sex workers on here which seems to be some pathetic futile attempt to try and develop a (unpaid) sexual or romantic relationship with them... I think it's weird, creepy, and to be honest a little sickening. Usually, what they say isn’t genuine - they just say it to earn ‘brownie points,’ so to speak.

I can't believe I wasn't my precious time writing this shit out. But sometimes you have to educate the people on the futile plight of the simp!
 
Man, the politics threads in AF are terrible I really don't hope they end up here too.

In other news, my prep is much less involved than most in here. I mostly just Make sure I am washed, shaved and smell nice, giving special attention to my arsehole, dick and balls. Pop a pill, and then head to my booking. Watch some porn beforehand, and normally while I am waiting for the girl and that's me.

On a weirder note, traffic is probably the biggest killer for me to not take a booking. If its gonna take me more that 30 minutes to drive to a booking, I can't be arsed. Would love to punt a but on the North Shore, but that drive is a killer.
 
ManBehavingBadly said:
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What nonsense am I talking?
I simply opined that the same type of person that screetches out the word 'simp' on here is the same type of person that screetches 'woke' in other places.
I never said you had used it, infact, I wasn''t even addressing you at all, until you decided to become offended at my subjective opinion.
And here you are derailing a thread by going on and on about someone's self-confessed subjective opinion being used to answer another person's question.
Why are you so worked up about what I said ... very strange behaviour, don't you think?

As for the second bit.
It is a subjective opionion.
If I want to think that a bunch of people that are afraid of their own shadows are low IQ, I'm well within my rights.
I''ll also introduce you to the concept of irony.
You railed against one description (people that use the word 'woke' as a pejorative are low IQ) while you dismiss a whole bunch of people as looneys (the looney left) because they don't agree with you.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself, brother.
 
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Squidward said:
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I like to think i give the bum enough attention as is, i always do a do over wash and another before a punt but reading the shit story has got me wanting to buy an enema or whatever that shit is you put up ya ass to clean it out just sk im bein even extra thorough 😂
 
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Squidward said:
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Agreed on the politics thing ... which is why I never mentioned or even talked about the subject.

In more interesting and on topic stuff.
Sounds like you have a pretty solid routine.
Just don't forget to throughly was the taint.
It can get pretty sweaty and stinky down there.
Do you find watching some porn before a booking to be a helpful or unhelpful thing?
I mean I guess clearly you think it is helpful otherwise you wouldn't do it.
So a better question would be what do you find helpful about it? (always interesting to hear people's perspectives and reasons for doing something)
 
JohnnyPunter said:
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Great example. When I was 17 and I was in my first job working in a place where there were a lot of females my own age. I learnt pretty quickly that running around doing things for that girl you fancied just didn't do any good. :ROFLMAO: So I came up with easier ways to get to hang out with them. Like that hot chick who always used to sit at the chair closest to the ash tray. I'd move the ash tray so it was right next to where I was sitting. 🤪 (although now I can't stand cigarettes and avoid women who smoke).

I wonder how guys here can be friends with female members without being branded simps. 😆 An idea for a new thread perhaps.
 
It's not often I can't bear to read through a thread.
This is one such occasion.
o_O😖🤯🤮

Though I will just mention: guys, get over yourselves if you're worried about periods. It's perfectly normal, happens to all girls 1/4 of the time (mostly), it's not gonna hurt ya. Some girls are extra horny during menstruation - make the most of it.
If you love sex, you are happily playing in the playground where there is poos, wees, bleeding, bacteria. Why can't y'all just get along!!
 
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Dee said:
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I have a shower head that you can turn into a single high pressure stream. I use that to thoroughly hose out my arsehole lol. Got used to doing it in Malaysia when I stayed there for a bit.

Re porn: I find it helps me alot. Gets me in the mood for some mindless fun.
 
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Squidward said:
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That begs the question, how many of us are “popping a pill” before a booking?

I’ve only done it once, in my most recent booking. Never done it before, but felt I’d benefit from it, being 40+ and lately having a hard time finishing the second shot.

So I’m curious if every punter uses Viagra , or Cialis, to improve their performance during sex?
 
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