Strangest tips

[rockstrongo]

What is the strangest tip you have given a sw or received from a client.

I once have a lady a bunch of home kill steak. I did check first and she was glad to take my meat after taking my meat

 

[PeteDXB]

I was once shouted a SM session with another provider so long as I went, took mental notes and reported back. Very sexy market surveillance episode.

 

[rockstrongo]

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Thats next level thinking

 

[PeteDXB]

Yeah it was super impressive and hot.

 

[JohnnyPunter]

I guess not really a tip but I got baited and switched by Asians and was given the option of two sex workers. I picked (the less ugly) one and the second girl tried to offer me a 2 for 1 discount... a threesome for the same price as the standard booking just so she could take half the money I paid to the poor girl I picked. I declined.

 

[H3Kevin]

Strangest tip I gave?

How to change sheets more efficiently

 

[Sahara]

That I would look better if I work out more Who would have known? Some life changing information.

 

[Jowero]

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Why? Anything sex related is hard to decline. Tell me where this wonderful place is located or the ad

 

[Ivy Brooke]

Well I shared on Twitter forever ago that I really like coke zero and it became somewhat of a running joke. To this day I don't think I've gone longer than a month without being gifted a six pack of coke zero and I love that for me.

Honorable mention is every time I meet a fellow fantasy book reader I ask for a book recommendation as a tip, I've found some great series this way!

 

[Raydonovan]

After a VIP session where I tipped an extra $50, I was about to leave when the asian SW who hardly spoke two words of english started showing me pictures of expensive chocolates, perfumes and other items that she loved and said "next time I bring". I didn't see her again.

 

[PeteDXB]

Once when I had just finished a great session with a touring Aussie and was about to leave she said. “That was great hon, but next time don’t bring the aardvark .” Pro tip right there.

 

[Jimbo]

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All of a sudden I’m picturing you as Tika Waylan from Dragonlance

 

[JohnnyPunter]

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It was the unnamed Asian run shop in Remuera next to the 4 square. A lot of Chinese aunties would probably be open to a 2 for 1 discount on a slow day lol.

 

[rockstrongo]

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Aardvark? Care to enlighten us lesser lights

 

[PeteDXB]

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Haha. No story. Just a random contribution to the thread.

 

[rockstrongo]

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Yea but whats and aardvark

 

[Ivy Brooke]

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Maybe she meant like... The aardvark nose looks like something?

 

[PeteDXB]

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Cheers Ivy. Actually, there are some similarities there…

 

[Ivy Brooke]

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Well after half a seconds further thought, my suggestion makes no sense. Why would she ask you to not bring your cock next time? Did you bring a really ugly dog or prehaps a hairless cat along with you?

Don't be so hard on yourself PeteDXB, I'm sure you have a very lovely penis that looks nothing like an aardvark nose

 

[rockstrongo]

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Yea thats what I was thinking, but how is he supposed to come to the next booking without his dick