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What was your worst Punt of all time? Share

What was your worst Punt of all time? Share
Got B%S into a whale once.
Went with a Asian granny probably 60+. Made her Orgasam twice dont think she was having much sex still not proud of it.
Things we do when horny and cant be bothered walking :ROFLMAO:

The post nut clarity after those ones is really bad....
 
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Booked for an hour with "Hunter" in St Lukes a few years back. Shot once. Had to jerk myself off for the next shot. Waste of money. Sex was shit. She didn't seem very enthusiastic for round 2.
 
old asian bait and switch, went for the special BJ, but I stopped her as she climbed onto me for something more special than I bargained for.... translation error, never made that mistake again
 
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I will give you a tip. If this happens again. When you are ready to rumble you initiate.
I don't know the girl but it might be avoidance but she might have been waiting for you.
Punters sometimes do just turn up for a chat you know.
Just make a move if it happens again.
And the other variation don't let her pop you and off.
 
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I dont want to say too much and not going to mention names.(Not that I can really remember any of the girls names that did this anyway)
But I have had some SWs Take my load on there body then just wipe it off with wet wipes (or barely clean it off)
Then go straight into the next punter.

Im sure this has happened to me also.
I try not to think about it :sick:
 
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To be honest I've cum on a lot of girls tits and faces. They usually just wipe it off with wet wipes. I hope they actually shower after the booking but you never know. The last time I came on a girls face (Athena) she got cum in her hair and used a wet wipe to try and clean it. I hope the next guy didn't run his hands through her hair. If he did he must have been wondering why the hairs were stuck together 🤣
 
I was rooting this escort one time, and the condom broke. I did feel all of a sudden it felt a lot better but didn't click. Anyway she came, and I slipped out. I looked down, and saw that it broke and I had her juices all over me, which wouldn't bother me too much.. shit happens, and if everyone plats it safe, then it shouldnt matter. Anyway her response was, I'm clean so fuck it keep going lol! Instant bones killer those lines. And this lady was filthy i may add.
 
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On the other side of the fence I come across the smelly crack problem with clients all the time, on a weekly if not daily basis. Kiwi men stand out for their poor hygiene in this area. It's not unusual for me to have to throw out linen because the scat could not be napisanned away. It happens so often I'm considering building a skidmark tax into my pricing.

On the plus side, it's made me hyper aware of my own bum hygiene, and I wash between the cheeks with soap and water every day. If you don't do the same it's likely you're making ovaries dry up.
 
This is more comedic than a BAD punt, even though it wasn't good.
My first ever booking, and first time having sex. Made a booking through an agency, rock up to the house. She had the personality of a tree, no connection. So we do the deed eventually and I'm pretty depressed about how lousy it was for weeks. I was hoping for a lifechanging moment here, lol - Never again, he says. 6 months later I'm getting the itch, so make another booking through a different agency. Fuck me, it's the same chick with a new name, different age, and different hair colour :eek:😂 I could see the funny side . A couple of weeks later I needed to redeem myself, so go back to the original agency, make a booking and had a great time.
 
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