important advice for clientes
important advice for clientes
- Thread starter Nakulp
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after a shower I grab it and give it a good wipe. I'm conscious of smelling 
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Guilty
i may have started it
- May 26, 2024
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What? No anus massage!
Fk yea made the list
- May 23, 2025
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What I'm getting from this thread is that everyone needs to install a bidet asap
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And to not be a goblin
idk how people dont know how to wipe their arse but reading the comments from the ladies experiences is horrifying
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I think your expectations might be too high!
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Honestly, reading all this really make me question things
I always shower and clean myself as thoroughly as I can before turning up to see a SW... And also put in some effort in the shower at the start of punt session... But reading about how 70% left a poop stain, makes me question if I am as clean as I thought I am?
I simply cannot fathom the idea of 70% doing such a bad job with their hygiene they would leave literal poop stain behind.
am I one of the uncommonly clean minority? Or am I part of the problem despite my very best efforts?
I always shower and clean myself as thoroughly as I can before turning up to see a SW... And also put in some effort in the shower at the start of punt session... But reading about how 70% left a poop stain, makes me question if I am as clean as I thought I am?
I simply cannot fathom the idea of 70% doing such a bad job with their hygiene they would leave literal poop stain behind.
am I one of the uncommonly clean minority? Or am I part of the problem despite my very best efforts?
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- Aug 13, 2025
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Nah mate if your self conscious about it you definitely clean yourself well
I always take a fat poo an hour before meeting the lady & i make sure to shower myself down in every nook and bloody cranny & i do a do over just to be extra clean.
Being a nice smelling and clean boy does wonders for how more appealing you end up being for the ladies. No one likes a stinky fuck
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Or one that doesn’t know how to clean between their ass crack & their ass
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It's definitely not as bad as 70%! I've been around a while and never had this happen. But I have had my fair share of awful hygiene clients, mostly when I was working in brothels or agencies though.
I can confirm though that it's a number significantly higher than 0%! I've gotten away lucky I think, the ol' brown snail trail on sheets and towels is something plenty of my friends in the industry have experienced
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Brown snail trail
fuck i wish i didnt click to reopen this thread
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Maybe there are some sadists out there that enjoy making the ladies suffer. So they take a big smelly shit and forgo wiping their arse. Then go see an escort without showering and get off on the thrill of making the lady sniff fecal matter while giving head?
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One way for us to lose the gems out there or services they may used too have been very forward with, like idk for example dfk some lady used to be one of the best at giving that passion but one too many stink breaths made her cut that kissing option out completely. Don’t blame any ladies who would cause fuck having to be wary with every new guy and hope hes washed his nuts and cock or brushed his teeth
brown snail trail, cracked up at that one.
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BULLSHIT. Utter BULLSHIT.
"Sorry Hun, Im gonna need you to jump in the shower quick before we continue. I think you missed a spot.'' done. A SWer gets a hand covered in shit, she is stopping the booking, real quick.
BTW you might wanna reconsider offering a ''Rosebud Service'' . I dont think it means what you think it means. Think of your arsehole as a leaf, the ''bud'' would be something round protruding from the centre of that leaf. Either a prolapsed anus or a ball of .... never mind.. Heres a picture of pretty ''rosebud"
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So you're suggesting, the SW possibly offer rosebud service out of ignorance of what it meant and she got what she asked for?
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I was licking a SW pussy once and had to keep removing small bits of toilet paper from my mouth. I tried to soldier on and fortunately after a few pauses she realised what the problem was and grabbed some wet wipes to remove the rest.
Also once did a 69 (not a SW) and came face to ass with a pea-sized piece of dried poo stuck to her butthole. There was no smell but I was terrified it was going to fall in my mouth. I didn't want to say anything though for fear she'd be mortified and it'd be game over, so I had to just close my eyes and hope it stayed put.
Also once did a 69 (not a SW) and came face to ass with a pea-sized piece of dried poo stuck to her butthole. There was no smell but I was terrified it was going to fall in my mouth. I didn't want to say anything though for fear she'd be mortified and it'd be game over, so I had to just close my eyes and hope it stayed put.
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Hey, I dont know, I have never heard of rosebud service. Prostate massage is the common term.. But if a SWer advertises Greek included in VIP, im not expecting a free Souvlaki.
