important advice for clientes
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A couple of days on Sex Forum is worth more than a whole year on AF currently.
important advice for clientes
- Thread starter Nakulp
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Apparently I'm going to have to up the price for this service
- May 23, 2025
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It's a depressing theory but also one I think is true for at least a small portion of these incidents. A wackjob minority of the client base seem to love paying for sex but hate sex workers
I provide mouthwash, men's deodorant, sensitive skin friendly nonscented body wash and face wash at my incall location. The shower is non-negotiable, and so is the mouthwash for a GFE. If a gent decides to come out of my bathroom and still be a stink butt/have smelly breath and still expect a smooch from me, he's dreaming!
If any of my regular visitors are lurking on here, please take my heartfelt thank you for knowing how to wash your asses
You're the real MVPs.
Not bullshit, the only part I made up was burning the linen...for dramatic flair
I've been doing the Rosebud for about 10 years now, and I've only just had my first scatastrophe.
Like most of my services, I learned the Rosebud because I discovered it was something some clients are interested in from they themselves. In this case, directly from this AF topic. I'm in there expressing my interest. The link to the video is posted in there, which must be where I got the Rosebud name from, alas the site itself is gone
"scatastrophe".
I'm taking that with me.
Prostate massage is typically internal massage of the prostate. Rosebud is a gentle sensual external anal massage. I offer both
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One of my grossest is a girl that was on her period and didn't tell me. Was like a murder scene on my dick when she hopped off cowgirl.
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I went to one booking at a reputable agency and the girl I saw was working out of a room with a ensuite. When I was using the shower I couldn't help but notice there was toilet paper and skidmarks visible in the bowl and a strong smell of shit. I like to think it was one of the clients but maybe she squeezed out a little lady poo before our booking... I'll never know. 
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Hey, call it what YOU think it is if its working for you (clearly its not). Im just trying to enlighten you.
For a man rose budding, or licking cotton is old school male slang for being so desperate to take a shit it starts to slip out and you have to actively keep sucking it back in until you can get to a toilet ASAP.. Vulgar i know. But thats what you are advertising.
Example. You just start work and have to get straight on a job, but that morning coffee kicks hard.. "Sorry bro i gotta hit the toilet, im rose budding" Translation.. Im about to shit myself, and i cant hold it in much longer.
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- Jun 4, 2024
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This reminds me of a great story.
I was backpacking around asia in my youth. (Many moons ago). In pnomh Penh, taking in the sights and sounds.
Did a big long day siteseeing, got into some late afternoon drinking with fellow backpackers, that turned into a late night party and hitting the nightclub.
met this little Filipina backpacker girl who was quite the little spinner. Maybe 5'0 and 45kg. Tiny tits and a cute little bubble butt. We hit it off, were swapping spit like teenagers at the club. Proceeded back to my room where we got freaky for hours and hours, all night long until the sun came up. she was a total freak, i hit the jackpot.
Turns out we were both quite perverted and got into some serious long and dirty buttplay. She rimmed me out on and off all night long, she had an insatiable appetite for my asshole. And to be honest it wasn't the cleanest hole as I had been out running around in the Cambodian heat all day without a shower since morning...
That said I rimmed her out long and hard too, and her booty was pungent as well.
Though no poo smells or taste lol! Just a bit of sweaty "swass".
All night long we fucked like little rabbits, I know it was risky, but bareback too. Filled her mouth and pussy with a handful of cream pies (I was in my 20's and had plenty more vigor than these days!). I'll never forget that image of her petite, brown body bent over, with the slimmest waist and roundest little butt spread open for me, beautiful cheeks, crack and holes, as I rimmed and fucked her from the backside as the hours ticked by... she had the tightest little pussy that fit my cock like an absolute glove! Nice and wet with her juices.. felt just perfect to penetrate it with my bare cock... jeez even 20 years later I'm drooling thinking back to it.
The next morning we said our goodbyes and she took off. This was before the days of cell phones (while traveling overseas), and Instagram etc, back then a good bye, was really a goodbye.
A true shame, because I may very well have found my sexual soul mate that night...
I was backpacking around asia in my youth. (Many moons ago). In pnomh Penh, taking in the sights and sounds.
Did a big long day siteseeing, got into some late afternoon drinking with fellow backpackers, that turned into a late night party and hitting the nightclub.
met this little Filipina backpacker girl who was quite the little spinner. Maybe 5'0 and 45kg. Tiny tits and a cute little bubble butt. We hit it off, were swapping spit like teenagers at the club. Proceeded back to my room where we got freaky for hours and hours, all night long until the sun came up. she was a total freak, i hit the jackpot.
Turns out we were both quite perverted and got into some serious long and dirty buttplay. She rimmed me out on and off all night long, she had an insatiable appetite for my asshole. And to be honest it wasn't the cleanest hole as I had been out running around in the Cambodian heat all day without a shower since morning...
That said I rimmed her out long and hard too, and her booty was pungent as well.
Though no poo smells or taste lol! Just a bit of sweaty "swass".
All night long we fucked like little rabbits, I know it was risky, but bareback too. Filled her mouth and pussy with a handful of cream pies (I was in my 20's and had plenty more vigor than these days!). I'll never forget that image of her petite, brown body bent over, with the slimmest waist and roundest little butt spread open for me, beautiful cheeks, crack and holes, as I rimmed and fucked her from the backside as the hours ticked by... she had the tightest little pussy that fit my cock like an absolute glove! Nice and wet with her juices.. felt just perfect to penetrate it with my bare cock... jeez even 20 years later I'm drooling thinking back to it.
The next morning we said our goodbyes and she took off. This was before the days of cell phones (while traveling overseas), and Instagram etc, back then a good bye, was really a goodbye.
A true shame, because I may very well have found my sexual soul mate that night...
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Relatively common event , most have good management plans to minimise or eliminate the exposure.
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Are you sure it wasn't a Very Young , "Old Amy" ?
indeed happened twice to me so far
the sponge has the occasional failure I can recall 2 or 3 occasions over the years I've pulled out discoloured
One of those items you have to buy from a pharmacy in a different suburb or town where they don't know you
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I ordered online, never shit in your own backyard lol
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Morale of the thread.
Scrub your butts extra shiny my fellow sausage buddies, when you think it cannot possibly get more clean, scrub again once more.
Else you'll leave behind a trail of homosapien fecal matter during your punt.
And yes, I'm going back to scrub my butt once more after finishing this post.
Scrub your butts extra shiny my fellow sausage buddies, when you think it cannot possibly get more clean, scrub again once more.
Else you'll leave behind a trail of homosapien fecal matter during your punt.
And yes, I'm going back to scrub my butt once more after finishing this post.
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When i read it i definitely did 3 deep scrubs before my sessions today
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Man I used to have an ex that was into anal and anal play. The trade off was that she would make me go in to the chemist and pick up all dodgy anal related consumables.
