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What was your worst Punt of all time? Share

What was your worst Punt of all time? Share
My worse, a couple years ago, Asian escortify booking in Royal Oak. Arrived early, parked up the road 50m waiting for closer to booking time. Noticed a car drive past u turn back and forth. Cul-de-sac. After 3-4 circuits, they stopped beside me on the road, got out and approached me. Male & female, heavily tattooed, sunken eyes, euros, completely off their rockers. Started to talk, incoherent, couldn’t understand a fucking word. Directions maybe??? After lots of shoulder shrugging from inside my now locked car they drove off.
Booking time upon me texted the wg and invited in. Walked the 50m, her place up a driveway behind a couple other houses. Started walking the driveway and the crackheads car appears behind me. I’m off to the side as they drive to the house. Fark that, I hightail it back to my car and gone. Texted the girl, hey I’m not coming, don’t feel safe with your visitors. Tirade of abuse texted back, got you on security cameras (bs), going to name and shame, post here there and everything fuken where. Yeah sure, lucky escape, who knows how things could have played out if I actually went inside.
 
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I tried going there once. It’s the place where they hang the sheets on the stair and balcony railings out back. I turned up, txted they said come on up. Must have been a group txt cos two other punters got out of their cars to trot up the stairs. Watched them go up and in. Txted again what about my booking with so and so. Silence then wait 10 come on up. Open the door and see another punter go up. Left. Assumed it was a walk in place and take whoever is left standing.
 
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That doesn’t sound too bad. You got good sex with a hot Asian girl at the end. I thought this was going to continue into a nightmare story with some disgusting woman.

The wait/poor timing was certainly bad but sometimes stuff like this happens with punting. It is called punting for a reason because like gambling unexpected stuff pops up. If you want to avoid this sort of unprofessional shit on timing I would advise going to a more established provider like Dollhouse. They have plenty of white chicks there too so you can fuck them without feeling like you are fucking family haha.

Don’t worry if anyone saw you waiting around outside that Asian place. It is normal for a healthy young 23 year old gentleman to be out waiting to be let into an apartment for sex. I would be more concerned if a 23 year old dude was not out looking for sex.
 
White girl booking at a hotel in town

Should have known something was up when is used the abbreviation FS in text comms and she asked what FS stood for.

We meet and go up to her room. First thing she does is show me the stack of money she has. Must have been $1,000 or more. Tells me she "loves money". She gets naked and goes to the bed whilst I go for the shower. After a few minutes I'm ready and she decides she needs a piss, with the ensuite door open. Unenthusiastic service on top and refused to help get me in when trying for doggy. Long story short we get to a handjob (whilst she is texting with the other hand). I finish with a bit getting on my hand for which she decides to make fun of me. Also some sort weird skin mark across her chest and boobs.

She must have been high as a kite
 
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Reminds me of when I went into a brothel one time. Only had a choice of two. A woman maybe late 30s and a young one maybe 18. Both were overweight and the young one wasn't at all attractive, face wise. I don't mind a woman with curves but hers weren't in the right place if you know what I mean. The older one... pretty face.... Tight clothes. Seemed ot have a nice big rack, but older than me. I sat down with them for a few minutes in the lounge, umming and ahhing about who to pick, hoping maybe another girl would walk in, someone better. Obviously all the good ones had been booked and I was stuck with the two nobody wanted! :ROFLMAO:

It was in the early 2000s and there weren't a lot of options in Hamilton. I really wanted some action and didn't want to have to do anymore hunting around.

So I'm sitting there chatting with them and thinking, mannnn, I don't like either of these two really. Maybe I'll go to the toilet and slip out of there (did that in Auckland once in a brothel where the only woman they had on offer for me didn't appeal). . But then the older one starts giving me the eye and bobbing her eyebrows so I figure, yeah she wants me as a customer. I'll choose her.

The young one got upset that I didn't pick her. Almost in tears. I felt bad about it.

So in the room I go with the older one, her clothes come off and suddenly gravity does its evil deed and every body part on her drops! Everything saggy. Arggghh! But being a gentleman i kept a poker face and went with what I had. She was nice. Joined her in the spa. Nice to grope, but I was wishing I'd gone with the younger one instead.

So glad we have profiles we can check out now and book a time slot via text.
 
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Many years ago I picked up a girl on 'the street' and asked if she had a room to go to as I didn't like doing it in the car. She said yes but had to be paid first. Ok (yes I was stupid) and handed over the money. We drove to where she said and she said she would need to get the dog out of the front yard. I was to wait as the dog would go mad at me and wake the neighbors. I was not happy but after some reassuring she went up this long drive (yes I was stupid) After waiting a long time I ventured up the driveway to find it wasn't so much a driveway but an alleyway. She was txting as we drove so I'm guessing she arranged boyfriend waiting at the other end of driveway. :mad:
 
I was working a Saturday in Hamilton and few years ago. I think I was hungover and wanted a root before work, so at about 6.30 in the morning I'm texting all these Asian profiles etc. I get a reply from a certain massage place in frankton, that says to come over. I got there about 7.30 ready for my quickie, and was greeted by this average looking Chinese lady. Not terrible, just a bit weathered. I did spot a glimpse of a younger more attractive one, but she disappeared quick. I was on a rush so thought fuck it. Had a quick shower and lay on the bed, then the lady climbed up on me and started giving me a cbj.... then she jumps on top and breathes in my face... my fuck the breath nearly knocked me out. She then lays on her back and asks me to hop on, but all I could smell was the breath. At this point I just wanted out, so I think I got her in doggy, and surprising managed to bust. Then I got the fuck out, and went straight to work. I was disgusted for the rest of the day.

Had plenty of other bad ones too, but that breath really got to me. I have never messaged a Asian lady working in frankton again.
 
saw a ASW in Hamilton one day as passing through. As she was giving me a cbj I felt something. Like a thin sharp knife. Tried ignoring but in end changed to doggy. As we switched she smiled and saw she had an extra canine tooth on the inside of her mouth. It had been sliding up and down on my dick. Jesus it looked sharp.
 
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I guess the service made it better, Id definitely see her again.

She was the second asian ive ever seen, but I tell ya the first asian ive seen was an escort as well and she made me extremely uncomfortable when she was on top and calling me "big brother" in madarin 🤣🤣, i dont really speak madarin but the fact that i could understand that put me off hahaha, she said it in a way sort of like how girls in this western society would say "daddy" 🤣 super weird hahaha
 
I have 2 of them. First one was maybe 4 years ago in Christchurch. Girl from Escortify, young and skinny and small titties, she still advertises on Locanto. Met her at her place old run down hotel and what I should have noticed was that the tool boxes in the lounge. Non the less, I was busy doing my thing with her, she was on her back on the edge of the bed with me standing and having her legs over my shoulder and I was just pounding away and at the same time I was pushing her legs/knees as close as I can to her head. It’s was one of those that the balls slapping was echoing thru the room ha ha. The next thing I hear a man with a deep voice behind me saying” I’m just here to collect my tools” how long he was standing there watching I don’t know but he definitely got a great view of my star fish and balls slapping. She very surprised jumped up pushed me off and they started to fight, as in a fist fight. Her naked and him trying to fend her off. And the next thing about 3 other guys comes in and they all have a go at this guy. I’m there with a very soft cock by now trying to find my clothes, Found them and the next thing the cops enter the room. They just happen to be at the hotel attending to another domestic dispute around the corner. All I could get on was my underwear and I managed to get out from the bathroom window and made a dash for it. It was only when I got home that I realised I left my shoe behind. It was an intense moment.. ended up finishing the job myself… ha ah. Second one to follow.
 
Second one, this happened in Rotovegas. Girl from Locanto, seem to be a local. Advertised as thickish red hair. With large boobs. I did a late night booking but at her place also a hotel. Arrived and she was ok looking. Should have known something was up as the room was completely dark. I could not see a thing but Did the deed with an 30min booking hit and run. during the service she was extremely wet. I’m sure you all know where this is going, but it’s got a twist. It was so bad it was dripping down my crack when I was laying down and she was on top. I still could not make out what was going on at that stage as it was almost completely dark . In the end when I went to the bathroom to clean up, I’ve never seen so much blood on my groin area. Everything was covered in blood, Crack, balls, hands . the whole works(protected sex obviously). She was very quick to try and explain what was wrong as I very vocally expressed my concern. I was in such a bad state that I nearly passed out from disbelief. Turn out she had a baby about 3 weeks before that and was in desperate need for money…. That out me off punting for about a year.. The good old days
 
This goes back about 30 years, this BBW private chick in Palmy. Place was a dump in a shitty hood. I had seen her before and had a good time. Anyway, she was retiring so I went for one last blast. Get into position for doggy and her feet are filthy, like she'd been walking in dirt. And judging by the pong, she'd not long taken a dump and hadn't properly wiped. Fucking rank 💩
 
Too lazy to copy and paste the whole thing but here is the link to mine which I've already put up here:
 
Picked up this chick from lacanto a couple years ago from breens road. Maori girl. Photo was filtered in person her face was pitted. Slim anyway. Anyway drive to Styx mill area and she wouldn't get out of car. Noticed a change in attitude. The. She was on her pH like messaging heaps. So thought she was getting people to meet us and Rob me. Anyway I started driving a bit erratic. Ended up parking at entrance at supermarket on ilam road corner with windows down telling her to get out of my car. Even tried getting help from pedestrians. Anyway I called the cops then she yells when on ph ...I tried to assault her. I'm like what ever you're too ugly. Then she punches me in my lip. And exits the car. Lady on the phone....says sir best to be more careful who you meet online ..then I went to the pub. Bloody freaky shit though.
 
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I once picked up a hooker on K Rd in Auckland. took her back to my hotel room. First time I ever picked up a woman on the side of a street like that. But it was K rd, right? Had to try it out once! She was lovely. She told me a lot of hookers there, particularly trans men or cross dressers would hop into your car and then threaten to scream rape if you didn't give them money. They would like remain in your car until you did. This woman advised me not to pick up women on K Road but to go to an agency.

I think I'll start up a thread on this one. It will be interesting to hear about people's stories if there are any.
 
My worst experience wasn't nearly as traumatic as some of the more experiences punters here, I'm also pretty new to punting but have had a good amount of encounters in the last year or so. I'll probably get grilled for this but I wont say who or where but lets just say it was a very well established business with a very well known working girl with a higher-end price tag. Basically at that point in my punting career I thought "fuck it I need to know if more money = more better", so I booked for an hour.

The girl was hot asf, greeted me at the door, took me to the shower, you know the usual. Everything was going well at this point and I basically had thoughts racing of "I'm about to fuck a model". Once I got back from getting squeeky clean she sat me down on the bed and chatted. Now I love a little chat and getting to know the girl, but this chat left me with less than 10 minutes left to do the deed. Each time I tried to bring the conversation to a close, she would start another one, it didn't seem like she wasn't into me, she just seemed like she was more interested in the conversation that actually having sex. Once we finally started, she gave me no joke, like 15 seconds of a CBJ and just started stroking ridiculously fast, almost as if she was trying to get me to pop right then and there. Clearly not working, she got in her starfish position, alarm going off at this point and I had to pump like I had a gun to my head to make sure I got my moneys worth. To this day I'm still not sure if I did...
 
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