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I always shower prior to sexual activity. Spray some CK on too. Wash ass crack real good. Body wash too. Brush teeth and mouth wash. question is so working girls shower between clients. Or do they urinate and use some vag wipes to freshen up. Would a working girl have 8 separate showers a day. Who knows. Maybe if she got semen on her body. Makes sense to get the girl early in her shift. Under a microscope would a client be picking up other clients DNA
 
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if you think too much about it you should quit punting. When and where I started the brothels were road-side, It was like a bar where everyone would hang out and a long hotel like corridor, trukies would line up at the doors of the popular girls... 10 minutes or a shot. Trust me, I wish we had wet wipes lol
 
The number 4 part. It's maybe true that some guys can't get a woman to be with.
But many can including myself.
I could easily go dating and fucking. Have a partner, get married etc. Kiwi woman these days are usually wall to wall trouble and drama.
Plus 6 fucks and they think they own you.
Then if you do get hitched eventually they start withholding and playing games.
Using their cunt like a crowbar.
I prefer to see SWs anytime. Less hassle, less money. No complications.
Sure I have regulars but at the end if the day I can just cut them off when I'm done.
 
Interesting post here, with interesting reactions.

I both do and don't agree with #4. While yes, there are men who can't score women, looks aren't typically the reason unless she's way out of your league and looks are as important to her as they are to you.

I think OP may have made that statement as a wake up call for those here who harshly judge and criticise the looks and bodies of the women they see. They have much higher expectations and standards than they themselves live up to.

There are indeed many lonely men who have no game and struggle to score women, either because of unpleasant personalities (angry, bitter, misogynist etc) but more commonly because they lack the social and communication skills. It's a tough old world and sadly not everyone is equipped to find a mate. I see a lot of these lonely men, we do after all earn a living from them (as well as married men). Perhaps these skills can be learned however and this situation turned around.
 
It surprises me that anyone feels the need to write these tips, they make absolute sense to me. That is sad.

Here comes the "but", I leave a toilet seat the way I find it and because I shower immediately before a booking I don't wear scent (neither aftershave nor deoderant) and I don't want to smell the previous client's Lynx Africa lingering in the room from the booking before me.
 
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Yeah, good points. Nothing like something new as opposed to the same thing every day. Some of my most beautiful sexual experiences were with working girls. They probably didn't give a shit about me but they provided an awesome service that I'll always remember.

Part of doing this is you can have sex with younger woman with no strings attached and no dramas. A 50 year old guy is gonna struggle to hook up with a 20 year old no matter how good looking they are, or how big their dick is. Most likely the only reason they'll get a younger woman is if they're rich.

Punting is great. You don't have to see them again. They don't have to see you again, but they get to take some money away in the process. It's a win-win.
 
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Love this post.
Some good things to consider.
Had to comment on some, but not to debate or anything. Just general thoughts and a couple of questions in there.

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Re tipping.
Is this something SWs expect here in New Zealand or is it like you just consider it a bonus. Is it a "If someone tips, I definitely want them back!" type of thing.
I tend to purchase extras so I think I pay quite a lot of money so wouldn't even think about tipping.
Is this something you girls expect?
If girls here expect tips on top of their fee, I'd feel uncomfortable with booking and probably stop. Tipping sucks! It's the thing I hate most about overseas travel.

As for respect and kindness. Yeah, these things are important. SWs have feelings and shouldn't be abused in anyway. I'm glad those bastards are getting blacklisted.
Man, I worry about the girl being uncomfortable. Always checking, "you comfortable? we can change position if you're not." 😆

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Human nature to be more enthusiastic if you find the guy sexy or attractive. It must be so hard to get it on with a guy you find repulsive or who hasn't made any effort when it comes to hygiene. It's always in my mind that maybe the girl finds me repulsive especially if she's way younger than me. So when they give me a great service, I wanna see them again!

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I agree that ragging a woman online for her looks is a shitty thing to do unless the photos are completely misleading. These girls have feelings too and it must suck to see that someone thought you were ugly. I've seen a review for an escort on this site... or maybe the other...where a guy said he didn't really like her face. He wasn't mean about it but just said that. I met the same girl and I thought she was beautiful and even told her so and that that reviewer (she'd seen the review) had bad taste . She even admitted it made her feel hurt reading reviews like that. ☹️

I see ratings done on girl's attributes rated out of 10. I get that people wanna know this stuff before they buy, but I can't do that. Just seems mean to me. You wouldn't do that to women you knew at work or places like that because that would be a dick move. Besides, it's just one person's opinion.

There's a girl I've seen twice recently. Hate her nipple piercings but the rest of her is amazing. I've commented on her here. I tend to focus on the good things rather than pointing out the things I didn't like. At least when it comes to her physical appearance. Unless they are blatantly misleading ads

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mmmm, Probably my only pushback on your points here. That's probably true for many and nobody should be casting stones, no doubts about that. But it's also a bit of a negative stereotype. I'm sure you wouldn't want us to say Sex workers only do this job because they're too dumb to do anything else.

Some of us just love the "no strings attached" stuff, getting with a woman younger than us, without having to work for it. Not saying I'm any prize in the looks department but I'm not desperate. And like someone else implied here, we're paying and we want value for money.

But yeah, I get your point. Gong on about someone not being pretty or sexy enough is a dick move especially when you're not pretty or sexy yourself. That's the sort of bullshit you get at school.

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And some are really great ones! I love seeing the girls that make you believe they're actually into you. 👍 Those are the best girls who I'll go back to time and time again. Those are the ones I rave about here even if I don't think they're 10s in other ways.

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Hey, come on. Why do women think this is some inalienable right they have? Huh? :p

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So is that what you will think of me if I leave the toilet seat up? 😢
 
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Quite a few I know are funding their studies.
I knew a girl ages ago who's singular goal was to become a millionaire.
She achieved that goal, and bought a mansion in another country. I've never been great with savings, best I can do is make small goals to check off my list (trips overseas and concerts etc) but she was on a mission, a sight to behold when she hit her target 😊
 
Is the OP amber ohara or something, why are we getting spammed with this shit in the reviews section. Is she proving WGs can’t read?
 
1 I’m sure all decent punters can agree that escorts taking notes is very important especially for a safety aspect as I’m sure there are some very undesirable clients.



As for us punters .. this place is where we keep our notes .. if 6 punters say a girl offers shit service .. Then she’s probably shit and worth avoiding.



#2 the best escorts in my experience are usually the ones who don’t answer immediately.. They’re busy for a reason.

As for using the money to fund studies or business endeavours, I would say possibly a very small percentage yes.. the majority would be funding a lavish lifestyle and don’t have the skills or work ethic needed to pursue a career to earn an good income so this is there way to do so… or drug addiction probably is more likely for a larger percentage.



#3 hygene, if any guy is turning up smelling like shit or has bad dental hygiene it is completely understandable they don’t get the same quality of service. Refuse to see them is probably the best option.

The have been times where I have walked from a girl before paying for this exact reason, unfortunately sometimes it’s too late.

I’ve experienced Girls who definitely haven’t had a shower between clients .. smelling like bo... The worst for me is shit breath, missing teeth etc or a rank dirty pussy. You leave feeling ripped off.. I mean, we are the ones paying for a service.. if it’s shit we’re gonna call you out on here.



#4 again, we are the ones paying for a service. If the girl is being dishonest and using old or photo shopped or even worse fake photos. Then she is going to get called out on here.

I’m lucky I’m a somewhat decent looking guy so don’t experience any thing like this but I can imagine a lesser looking guy may.

Again .. you a getting payed for a service.. so provide it or you will get called out for it. If you can’t fuck an un ugly (hygienic) guy and kiss him etc if he’s paying for gfe etc then leave the industry .. or ask for photos first and don’t waste his time.



#5 professional photos.. you are the one providing a service and are up for display as you are selling your body for sex.. I’d much rather an honest photo/s. pisses me off when girls photo shop out stretch marks if they have had a kid etc. be honest!



#6 100% get her nice and wet .. tease her a bit .. or a lot .. make it fun for her and she will make it fun for you .. escorts are not robots lol

. If you book a quickie then don’t expect anything more!

As for girls who stall around to burn up time.. we know exactly what you’re up too. The ones who take ages to come back after a shower etc .. or rush you back into the shower with time still left. If you’re a clock watcher you will get called out for it. If your clock is 5 mins fast .. we know your tricks.
 
7 if you book and hour you book an hour.. again, don’t try and short change us with the time.



I will only ask for photos if there are none provided or photos that don’t show much at all .. a full body pic/s is a must. (Face hidden or course) if you can’t provide that then maybe this isn’t for you.



#8 in some cases a higher priced escort is going to give better service as they won’t have the volume of punters. It’s up to the girl what they charge .. but if you are charging high prices and offer a less than par service you will be called out on here for it!.



#9 social media has it’s negatives and positives, less privacy if you do and also a much higher chance of being identified by people you know if your trying to keep this secret. As a punter it doesn’t want to make me book you more if you have a social media page with lots of pics .. just a pic or two of your body and specs in add profile is enough for sure!



#10 we are being generous enough by booking you for your services.. there are plenty of other girls. Don’t get a false sense of entitlement or superiority thinking that the guy is booking you because he can’t get girls etc, this is a pretty disgusting attitude. I book escorts because I love the excitement of fucking someone I’ve only just met for example and I have multiple sexual partners that I’m not paying for so definitely no problem picking up girls. If a man isn’t so lucky then show him a good time .. that’s your job and what he’s paying you for.

Your looks won’t last for ever and you have a small window of opportunity in this industry as there will always be younger .. hotter .. fresher girls joining that will take away your clients. Save or invest your money wisely!



#11 men in a state of excitement he may leave the toilet seat up .. deal with it.

No excuses for not brushing teeth or using mouth wash and that goes for both parties!



#12 if you view you clients as pathetic then expect the same treatment in return.

We all come from different walks of life and are all sexual creatures.. you are in the business of providing that service and if you can’t do a decent job .. again we will call you out on it! One punters view should be taken with a grain of salt ..especially if that punter is one of the bad ones. But .. if multiple punters are giving an a girl bad reviews on here then the girl is most probably average and not worth your money.
 
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